Cora, holding up a half-eaten piece of toast: What does this look like?
Jonas: Badger?
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Me: Tomorrow is Dr. Suess' bday; I heard everyone's wearing pajamas to school to celebrate. Sounds fun!
Jonas: I'm not really that kind of guy.
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Cora: Mom. The world is big. It's huuuuummonnngous! I can't lift it up. Neither can dad. Right??
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Jonas, at the conclusion of shark book #4000: And thank you to the Bull shark, for eating up all the dump and trash that goes into the ocean and starts killing off other fish.
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FYI: Cora rates a shoe's desirability by its "clompiness."
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Jonas: If a shark ate your ear, it would be eating itself, since they're both made of cartiledge.
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Cora, with a mouthful of Cheetos, holds up the bag & points to the tiger on the front: Look! They're made out of him! (Expressed with jubliation, not horror. Also, don't judge me for letting her eat cheetos.)
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Jonas' band name: The Nakeds
Cora's band name: The Banana Thief or Shake my Booty
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And finally, there is a huge missing Cora quote that cannot yet be documented because although it is indeed funny, it's not funny when it's your kid. Not yet, anyways. Oy veh.
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