Cora went to bed in pj’s, monkey slippers, a wool hat & mittens. She said her name was “Christmas Steve.”
Jonas: Mom, don’t argue with me about this one.
Cora [holding a piece of thread]: Look! I have a baby snake. His name is Slimy, but he’s not even slimy, isn’t that funny? I call him slimy-head. I love him so much. His name is Slithery, actually.
Jonas [to Danny]: Do you really think I want to eat broccoli, dude?
And my final offering into the “I’m totally screwed over here” category:
Me: What are you thinking about, Jonas?
Jonas: That I’m right and you’re wrong.
Send help.
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